dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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