therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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