Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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