no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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