so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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