i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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