Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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