My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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