thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
