Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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