dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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