took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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