What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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