There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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