i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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