Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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