ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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