next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
