I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
