i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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