Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
pop tarts are not kleenex
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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