Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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