we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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