i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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