4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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