we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
