Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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