Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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