her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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