thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
