I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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