If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
handjob tips. give me some.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
