ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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