My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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