So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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