Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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