At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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