i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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