just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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