I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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