i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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