Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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