sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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