Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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