You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
