Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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