addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Randomize
