he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
