How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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