Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
The adults are the big ones right?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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