At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
