Your face is a jimmy john
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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