god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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