The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
