Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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